So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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