Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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