You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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