the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Randomize