is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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