It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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