I just saw a hot homeless man
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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