How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
My vagina just recognized that song.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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