ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Randomize
