In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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