Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
