:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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