he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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