Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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