ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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