You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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