And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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