based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
that is very illegal...i love you.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Randomize
