Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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