is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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