Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
tequila makes me forget i have legs
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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