Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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