does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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