the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
So squirting runs in the family.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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