I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
my being single is dangerous.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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