booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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