That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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