I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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