you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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