At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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