so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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