It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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