Can Purell be used as lube?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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