okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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