Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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