i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
You need a sexual gate keeper
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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