there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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