she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
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