Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
it's great music for shaving your balls
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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