What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
My vagina is officially offended.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Someone signed my nipple.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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