we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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