She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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