id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
im holly from the hills drunk
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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