Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You dont lie about slip and slides
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Randomize
