its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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