He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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