oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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