piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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