girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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