I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
