i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
