I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Randomize