You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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