I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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