well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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