You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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