I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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