Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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