STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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